Top Five Reasons Britney Spears Should Keep Her Knickers On
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Number 5:
Always being photographed increases stress and then of course stress raises cortisol levels and cortisol increases labia fat.
Pudgy labium isn't attractive.
Number 4:
Jesus is watching.
Number 3:
Her "lady part" keeps breaking into karaoke versions of '70s Motown hits: "Just my vagination, running away with me...."
Number 2:
Self-cleaning leather seats haven't been invented, yet.
Number 1:
Kobe beef farts
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